MARK TWAIN

''I used to dream of being a young boy playing on the banks of the mighty Mississippi. That is a very strange thing for a CAT to do!''

 

The TRUTH of the MATTER!

''Yep! Most times it's NO more complicated than our own tail!''

 

OVERWHELMED - NOT FUN!

''I know what you mean. Looking stupid has always been one of my joys!''

 

DO YOU THINK SHE NOTICED?

''Oh, NO...she is definitely impressed!''

 

WEEDING THE GARDEN!

''I've got instincts up the yin-yang! Who took my clippers?''

 

EASIN' To Oz!

GOOD TRADE?

A WALK IN THE WOODS (sort of)

 

Da Vinci's Mona Lisa

''Here's a side of the 'old-girl' we don't see very often.''

ENJOY - A WHEELCHAIR QUARTERBACK!

''Full screen at your own risk! It seems hard to read. I'm only a CAT! Who listens to a CAT...anyway? Classic Beatle song! Oh...yeah, I'm in it. It is just a 'cat-meow!'''

 

''LEAVE IT TO BEAVER''

''Was 'Barbara Billingsley' president? I must have missed that.''

NAKED AS A JAY-BIRD!

''Naked is the only way. Just ask the cows! You do realize that these are mainly HUMAN problems?''

A HUMAN TRAIT!

''Boy! I am glad I'm NOT human.''

LIFE LESSON - DON'T TAKE THINGS PERSONALLY!

''Is that supposed to be easy?''

What Will My ''FAMILY'' SAY?

PSYCHOLOGICAL...of Course!

SUPERMAN PARODY

Superman Parody (Click Left)

NOSTALGIA (Click)

IT'S ALWAYS YOUR CHOICE!

BARKING UP WRONG TREE...AGAIN!

The GAMBLER

CELL PHONES DON'T FLOAT!

The ROLLING STONES

DENTIST...Hmm?

MEANING of LIFE - PIZZA w/ANCHOVIES?

''EDUCATION ISN'T JUST ABOUT SCHOOLIN'!''

THIS BOILS HIS BOBCAT!

The ''LOONER'' LANDING!

BREAKING THE ICE!

UNDERESTIMATING COWS!

Those WACKY Neighbors!

...and then I abruptly awakened!

POPCORN?

 

''Enjoy The Ride'' - Wheelchair Quarterback

IMPROVED VERSION

 

 

''The IMPOSSIBLE DREAM''

 

SAME OLD, SAME OLD...

Be Careful!

 

''DELUSIONS of GRANDEUR''

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS...

CHAMPAGNE TASTE!

Relative Rhodes Scholar!