''LEAVE IT TO BEAVER''

''Was 'Barbara Billingsley' president? I must have missed that.''

NAKED AS A JAY-BIRD!

''Naked is the only way. Just ask the cows! You do realize that these are mainly HUMAN problems?''

A HUMAN TRAIT!

''Boy! I am glad I'm NOT human.''

LIFE LESSON - DON'T TAKE THINGS PERSONALLY!

''Is that supposed to be easy?''